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Kids say the darndest things!

Or in this case, my daughter says the darndest things!

She's 3.5 years old and she always amazes us with her ability to just blurt out things that would either make you go, "awwwww" or "huh?!"  Nevertheless, she's still such a dearie and we love her to bits!

Jenika: Daddy, wag ka lagi lalayo sa tabi ko ha...mami-miss kita..

Me:yung ofcmate ko nag audition sa the voice
Jake:ano?rejoice?
Jenika:ano?  Ynajoice? Ninang ko yun ah! (referring to her ninang Yna Joy)

 Jenika:Lola gusto ko nung chocolate palaman sa tinapay
Lola Maria Fe: Hindi pwede ubos na yun
Jenika:ehhhh gusto ko!!! *tantrums*
Lola:Jenika makinig ka naman sakin!hindi lahat ng gusto mo makukuha mo!sumunod ka naman sakin! 
Jenika: *naglakad at sumunod sa lola papuntang kitchen* oh eto na sumusunod na ko sayo! 

 Jenika:wala kang baby!di mo ko baby!
Me:baby kita!
Jenika:hindi!
Me:ok di kita baby.wag mo ko tawagin mommy ha!
Jenika:sige... "Daddy"
si Lola Maria Fe habang pinapagalitan si Jenika:
Lola: Bakit ka ba sagot ng sagot?
Jenika: Kasi meron ako bibig...

 Habang pinagsasabihan ko si Jenika...
Jenika: nung maliit ka ba,di ka nagc-cry?di mo inaaway si lola?
Me: *speechless*

 Jenika:mommy,kamot mo ko dito sa kanan...
Me:san ba yung kanan? 
Jenika: *turo sa kanan*
Me:anong tawag dun sa isang side?
Jenika: Eh di "kabila"!

 During dinner:
Jenika:penge water!
Me:nandun kay lolo. Pa,yung baso pakiabot
Jenika:hindi payong!baso!sabi mo payong!
May pinagmanahan ka talaga!

 Me:Dali!
Jenika:Dali!
Me:wag mo ko gayahin
Jenika: wag mo ko gayahin
Me:echo ka ba?
Jenika:echo ka ba?
Me:pangit ako
Jenika:pangit ikaw!

 me: kelly, maganda ka ba?
kelly: hindi..."sexy" :))

 Jenika: Nanay, tatay gusto ko papay, ate kuya gusto ko kape
Lahat ng gusto ko ay kakainin ko...
I know there will still be a lot of these moments, and I'm not complaining :))

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